Funny Things That Happen At Work
Someone plays with a soccer ball in the office, kicking it around one day it rolls beneath a bookshelf.
This person's phone rings and the ball is forgotten about and remains in that position for about 3 weeks.
One day this someone mentions that the soccer ball has gone missing.
I noticed it below the bookshelf. I said that I didn't have the ball. Because - why would I want a soccer ball at work. It would take time away from getting my work done (like blogging).
In any case - today...after three weeks, I gave in. I quite abruptly and crankily announced:
"That damn ball is located under neath your book shelf. It's been there for three weeks."
Is that any way to speak to the Vice-President?
It is if he's lost his damn soccer ball.